ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
