Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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