"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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