He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
