Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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