i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
