He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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