he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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