Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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