Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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