It's Friday. Sex?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The adults are the big ones right?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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