Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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