is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
there was a trapeze. enough said
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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