I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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