Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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