Well apparently he's into motor boating.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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