I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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