Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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