your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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