it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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