Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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