Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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