Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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