Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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