i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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50% drunk capacity currently
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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