Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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