I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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