So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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