got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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