What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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