But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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