I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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