wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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