I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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