Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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