Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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