my mouth tastes like poor choices
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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