Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the day after is always just damage control
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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