I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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