Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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