I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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