what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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