D3 body, D1 cock
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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