Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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