it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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