giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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