Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
