I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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