Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
