yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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pop tarts are not kleenex
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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