VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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