i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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