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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
ok first of all what the fuck
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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