I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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