Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money