I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.