Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?